Score: 7

"A good effort"

submission: About Boobies

date: June 3, 2005

Yeah, so now that we know that teenage girls are touchy, so you'll get alot of flak from loads of insecure ones. This flash honestly made me giggle. The music has that right cute/annoying quality that can either get you hated or loved. The whole time I half expected some overly cute anime character to pop out of nowhere and say "boobies" for no reason. Update it with more catagories and maybe have two characters, one slightly perverted and another being the girl who hits him with a mallet when he says the wrong thing, if you want, it might be more fun. Also, don't let the buzzkill patrol get to you, most people grow out of it and get tough enough skin. Besides boobies are things you can make cute lighthearted silliness out of, cuz let's face it, someone can't make the same thing about dudes's packages, nothing cute or lighthearted there.

CW- Great, now everytime I hear this song I'll think of some pink haired-big boobied chick with a giant Looney Tunes Style lollypop. Damn you overactive imagination!

Score: 10

"Excellent."

submission: Dad's Home

date: October 19, 2004

Probably the best thing I've seen in years. I guess the people not getting this are the usual "clones" we see these days. They need a joke delivered to them with a punchline, then a laugh track to ensure they got it right and were supposed to laugh.

Um folks, it's supposed to be random with no plot. If you need the funny explained to you, maybe its YOU? Huh, you ever think maybe you're just boring? Nothing wrong with that, there are people born colorful and others born ash...just don't take it out on people.

Anyway, I loved the music and the resolution of the plot, the dad's grin and all the stuff he did reminds me of what I'm like when I get home. But without the superpowers.

BOOYAKA! Man I needed this movie, when you need random...Newgrounds delivers.

Score: 10

"Wait let me get this straight........."

submission: You are a F*cking Moron8

date: September 5, 2004

ATTENTION ALL MODS AND SITE OPERATORS:

Did you just see this? Someone actually went back and posted their bullshit opinion retroactively after seeing YAAFM #9 to a YAAFM about someone who WASN'T Michael Moore. Are you freaking kidding me? Power to Europe America sucks? Then I checked the age...of course just like the jinoistic uber-patriots in the States we're letting teens vote on movies who just want to be snotty brainwashed brats.

Now this flash...which kicks ass, and probably would fall into the headlights of Eurobrats who hate America nad our popstars would usually get a good rating, but now a bunch of chicken shits want to ruin a good series.

THIS IS A FLASH ABOUT BRITNEY FRICKIN SPEARS!!!
and I give it a 10 because like all the other YAAFM it is funny as hell and well animated. Maybe the next YAAFM should be on teenage psuedopolitical types screw it...my anger made me mess up why I like this flash...still 10/10 bang up job...funny stuff.

CW- I'd move from my country to be away from stupid people...but since tey are all over the place...I'm buying my own island.

Score: 9

"Kick ass"

submission: YAAFM 9: Michael Moore

date: August 30, 2004

My god that was beautful. More people like those moron pundits: Coulter, Hannity, Franken, Carville, Limbaugh, etc are dumbing down the news so much I can honestly be more interested with the channel where they broadcast flight maps of the space shuttle. Good job deconstructing one of the biggest fools of them all.

By the way, for all the morons trying to paint the author as being right wing or deaf to Bush's stupidity...BUSH WAS COVERED IN AN EARLIER INSTALLMENT.

CW- <------------- That way to the button to view other installment.

Score: 8

"Nice."

submission: Slice Of Life

date: April 2, 2004

Reminds me of awhile back when a buddy of mine tried the same thing and his wrist scabbed over immediately. He finally igured after the third time of attempted suicides that someone wanted him to live. That was funny man, really makes me look back on that and laugh.

Also so called "hardcore" teenagers...stop trying to think you're cool by hating on foamy and everything illwillpress does...you only come off as brats and probably are a bunch of preppy prissy whiners whose daddies will bankroll your annoying lifestyle.

Bitches.

Anyway man, keep up the good work, be funny if she keeps trying and either failing or getting other people killed.

CW- Biscuits.

Score: 10

"Beautiful"

submission: Kerri's Big Invention

date: November 20, 2003

As always a great smirk was had by all. Kerri needs to flip out more often...and peanut butter jelly should have its own catagory...man it was hard to find some of the old ones.

The X-box crack was great. BTW If anyone gave this review because of that...you're a geek of the worst kind, a fanboy, and all good gamers should beat you within an inch of your life. Oooh someone badmouthed your favorite system...waah. Maybe you wouldn't be so defensive if you got more than FPS and recycled PC games. I mean...unless you're into tweaking a system...you got hosed, but honestly...I just love digging at people and one of you easily offended types will probably fly off the handle...hehehe.

For all you little dorks who hang out in your basements and hate everything cute...you're pussies, no matter how much "hardcore" things you like. All I can say to you is MUFFINS!!!!!!!! Seriously...move out of your mom's basement and buy a clue...you're white, you live in the suburbs, and the closest thing you have to a crisis is when your mom runs out of peanut butter.

I loved this on all levels. Almost knocks the Zelda one out of the water...almost.

CW- Heheh...that's right O'Reilly...play right into Ludacris's Publicist's hands...MUAHAHAHA.

Score: 10

"Excellent"

submission: Frank´s Adventure

date: November 10, 2003

This movie is great. The sound is great (newsflash to all idiots...hit the same icon twice to make it stop if you don't like it.) The controls are very responsive (unless you got a crappy computer) the goals are very funny, and the graphics are great.

To all those who complain about the sex: I'm sorry, but acting like a dork to get women doesn't work. Stop acting like a bunch of feminist kowtowing pussies. Even feminists don't want wussy sons who agree with them on everything...I should know I was raised by one.

Dude, seriously...great flash, I only wish it was longer, and your site is amazing. I have a feeling that if you ever make a movie it'll make the matrix look like dogcrap (well even more than it's become now)

CW- Yesh

Score: 8

"Pretty cool"

submission: Hell On Earth- Episode 1

date: September 11, 2003

Man I'm sick of people who are "such goddamn rebels" if they're so "non-pop" and "non-brainwashed" why do they dress like all their friends. Because unlike the guy who made this flash...they're bitches.

Anyway, this is pretty fun to watch. The old man and the demon make make for some great insanity down the line. The challenge is to make it more and more hammered with sudden flips and twists that make the other series around here get such massive devotion. I gave it an 8, because I know it can get better, and I didn't fall to the floor laughing. It was still pretty funny based soley on the mischief.

Score: 9

"This kicks serious backside."

submission: Hey Dad

date: September 3, 2003

You HAVE to make more commercials with that psychotic kid. Takes me back to when I was that age. That reminds me...I need to send a boquet of flowers to mom.

Score: 9

"Sweet"

submission: Rockman Neo

date: January 28, 2003

Great movie. Stylized with good effect, captures megaman with a very sketched out feel like the song. All in all, a very slick vision.

Oh, and can we have a new rule that twippy annoying reject teenagers can't vote? It's bad enough these lemmings think they're hardcore. Maybe we should get Jay and Silent Bob on their ass.